Monday, June 29, 2009

Aesthetics doesn't matter?

Rat's across the world beg to differ. When they try to hang out with their squirrel cousins they're frequently subjected to numerous assassination attempts. Not fair.
Water bugs and cockroaches are spying on butterflies and lady bugs to see where they're getting their squish exemption cards. Ironically, this post had to be interrupted temporarily for me to plan a way to off an itsy bitsy spider repelling from the ceiling. Thought you'd like to know!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The PPA is Satan's spawn

My insomnia allowed to me to watch helplessly the slimy, nasty, corrupt Philadelphia Parking Authority take away two of my neighbors' cars at 3:00 a.m. My tax dollars at work screwing over my neighbors who are struggling to survive like everyone else in a sick economy. ( Ironically A Family Dollar tractor-trailer across the street taking up 6 or 7 spaces left at the SAME moment the criminal PPA left!) Conspiracy!!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

STOP HIGH SPEED CHASES

This may be the shortest blog I'll ever post. The absurdity should speak for itself. The remedy for addressing reckless driving currently is to add 20 to 30 more, publicly funded reckless drivers with guns and badges to the equation. How does someone who loses a child in this bizzaro world scenario hold on to sanity?