Monday, June 29, 2009

Aesthetics doesn't matter?

Rat's across the world beg to differ. When they try to hang out with their squirrel cousins they're frequently subjected to numerous assassination attempts. Not fair.
Water bugs and cockroaches are spying on butterflies and lady bugs to see where they're getting their squish exemption cards. Ironically, this post had to be interrupted temporarily for me to plan a way to off an itsy bitsy spider repelling from the ceiling. Thought you'd like to know!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The PPA is Satan's spawn

My insomnia allowed to me to watch helplessly the slimy, nasty, corrupt Philadelphia Parking Authority take away two of my neighbors' cars at 3:00 a.m. My tax dollars at work screwing over my neighbors who are struggling to survive like everyone else in a sick economy. ( Ironically A Family Dollar tractor-trailer across the street taking up 6 or 7 spaces left at the SAME moment the criminal PPA left!) Conspiracy!!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

STOP HIGH SPEED CHASES

This may be the shortest blog I'll ever post. The absurdity should speak for itself. The remedy for addressing reckless driving currently is to add 20 to 30 more, publicly funded reckless drivers with guns and badges to the equation. How does someone who loses a child in this bizzaro world scenario hold on to sanity?

Saturday, January 3, 2009

I am prolific this morning...

The funny thing about it is that working like a dog at my ingrate job flipped the "on" switch in me. It was in the midst of a 14 hour marathon (for which I will get no benefit aside from the epiphany which I am about to discuss) that I realized that I have the ability to a.) Go above and beyond the unreasonable, myopic, unimaginative, requirements of the sorely unprofessional organization for whom I slave, b.) I can find a comfortable level of mediocrity within the lame establishment, while taking on other endeavors which, heretofore, I mistakenly, thought was more than I can handle. Now I know that I can handle vindictive work assignments, mindless red tape, and self-limiting policies and still help the people that I'm there to help. I would never again sign on to any company to help a soulless entity. People are the heartbeat of companies. Yet most companies are on a high sodium, high fat, high cholesterol, no exercise regimen. To be continued....